We are at the shop packing orders and answering the phone from 10am to 3pm everyday. 

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Carpet Belt


"Clip it, spank it, slap it, repeat. This right here the crazy type of belt that looks like something you’d get if you flew jets for a living. Except wit dis you’ll be way flyer ;). Sike you still gonna be ugly but atleast this comes in a cute little green sueded bag thats printed in gold."

We are located downtown Ottawa, Canada. We send shipments every Tuesday and Friday. If you need something faster please just call the shop and ask. We will be happy to help get something to you faster when possible! If you live in the capital you may opt to pick up your order in store.